The Armed Republic of New Chamia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.232 billion New Chamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Chamian economy, worth 125 trillion Chamins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 101,641 Chamins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,885 per year while the poor average 19,946, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, international tensions are high as New Chamia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chamia's national animal is the Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chamia is ranked 10,986^th in the world and 713^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 81,821.06 Standard Monetary Units.